CI read the Emnews today oh Amboy
About a lucky man who made the grade
CAnd though the Emnews was rather Amsad Am7
FWell I A#just had to laugh Am7
FI saw the A#photograpAmh F
CHe blew his Emmind out in a Amcar Am7
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
CA crowd of Empeople stood and sAmtared
FThey'd seen his A#face before
Am7If he was from the House of FLords
CI saw a Emfilm today oh Amboy Am7
The English Army had just won the war
CA crowd of Empeople turned aAmway Am7
FBut I just A#had to look
FI'd love to turn E5you on
AWoke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my Gsus2head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late. Ha, ha, ha.
Found my coAat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds Gsus2flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
AFh.C.. GADh... AAh... FACh... GAhD... G A F G
CI read the Emnews today oh bAmoy Am7
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.
CAnd though the Emholes were rather sAmmall Am7
FThey had to cA#ount them all;
AmNow they know how many holes it tAm7akes to fill the Albert HFall.
I'd love to turnn E5you on.