I've beeAmn a liar, been Ca thiFef, been a lover, been a cheat
All Gmy Amsins need hoCly waFter, feel it washin' over me
WeGll little Amone, I don't want Cto admFit to something
If all it's gonna GcausAme is pain, trCuth in my Flies right now are falling like the rain
AmHe's coming home with his Cneck scratched to catch flack
FSweat jackets and Gdress slacks, mismatch
AmOn his breast jacket is a Csex addict and she just wants to
FExact revenD5ge anGd get back
It's a Amchess match, she's on Chis back like a jetpack
SheF's kept track of all his inGternet chats and guess who just
AmHappens to be moving Con to the next actually
JuFst shit on my last D5chick and Gshe has what my ex lacks
Am'Cause she loves Cdanger, psychopath
FAnd you don't fuck with Gno man's girl, even I know that
AmBut she's devised some Cplan to stab him in the back
FKnife in hand, saD5ys the relatiGonship's hanging by a strand
AmSo she's been on the Cweb lately
SaFys maybe she'll be Gmy Gwen Stacy, to spite her man
AmAnd I know she's Cusing me to try to play him
FI don't care, hi Suzanne, but I shoulda' said bye Suzanne
After the first night, but tonight I am
[Chorus 1]
I've beeAmn a liar, been Ca thiFef, been a lover, been a cheat
All Gmy Amsins need hoCly waFter, feel D5it washin' over me
Well little Amone, I don't want Cto adFmit to something
If all it's gonna GcausAme is pain, Ctruth in Fmy lies now are falling like the rain
AmOne night stand turned into Ctwo night stayin', it was cold
AnFd some might scram, y'Gall we hug tight and
He fouAmnd out, now she feels Cdeserted and used
'Cause Fhe left, so whaD5t, he did it Gfirst to her too
NoAmw how am I supposed to tell this Cgirl that we're through?
It's Fhard to find the words, I'm Galoof, nervous and suited
When Amit's too hurt but what you deserve is the truth
Don'Ct take Fit personal, I just D5can't say Gthis in person to you
AmSo I revert to the studiCo like HFole In The Wall diners
Don't have to be reseGrved in a booth
I Amjust feel like the person who CI'm turnin' into's
IrreFversible, I prayed on D5you like it's Gchurch at the pew
And now Amthat I got you I don't want you
Took advCantage of Fmy thirst to pursue
Why do I do this dirGt that I do?
Get off Ammy soapbox and preachC, my sermon in speech
DeterFgent and bleach is burned in the womb
'Cause now with her in the womb
We can't bring her in this world, shoulda knew
To use protection 'fore I bit into your forbidden fruit
[Chorus 2]
I've been (fuAmck!) a liar, beCen a Fthief, been a lover, been a cheat
All Gmy Amsins need hoCly waFter, feel D5it washin' over me
Well little Amone, I don't want Cto adFmit to something
If all it's gonna GcausAme is pain, Ctruth in Fmy lies now are falling like the rain
AmMy name's C(oh-oh), my Fname's (oh-oh) Denver (oh-oh), never run
Just Amcall me (oCh-oh), call Fme (oh-oh) River (oh-oh)
FAlways the bride's maid, never the bride, hey
GFuck can I say, if life was a highway
FThe sequel’s an enclave, I’ll be swerving in five lanes
FSpeeds at a Ghigh rate like I'm sliding on ice maybe
FThat's why I'm made, that came at you sideways
GI can't keep my lies straight
What FI made you terminate my baby
This lovGe triangle left us in a wreck tangled
What else Fcan I say, it was fun for a while, bet I really woulda loved your smile
Didn't really wanna abort but fuck it, what's one more lie to tell an unborn child?
[Chorus 3]
I've beeAmn a liar, been Ca thiFef, been a lover, been a cheat
All Gmy Amsins need hoCly waFter, feel it washin' over me
WeGll little Amone, (I’m sorry) I don't Cwant to Fadmit to something (I fucked up)
If all it's gonna GcausAme is pain, the Ctruth Fin my lies now are falling like the rain
So let Gthe river run (river run, river run, river run)