Cadd9An DF#old Gsus2man DF#turned nineEm7tyeight
He DF#won the lotterGsus2y and DF#died the next dEm7ay
It's a DF#black Gsus2fly in youDF#r ChardonnEm7ay
It's a DF#death row Gsus2pardon two DF#minutes toEm7o late
And isn't it iDF#roniGsus2c don't you DF#thiEm7nk
It's like raDin Gon your Dwedding Emday
It's a free ride Gwhen you've Dalready Empaid
It's the good advice Gthat you Djust didn't Emtake
and FWho would've Cthought, it figuresD Dsus4
Mr. DF#Play It SafGsus2e was DF#afraid to fEm7ly
He packed his DF#suitGsus2case and kissed his DF#kids goodbEm7ye
He waited his DF#whole damn Gsus2life to DF#take thaEm7t flight
And as the DF#plane crashed Gsus2down he thought
Well, iDF#sn't this nice.Em7
And isn't it iDF#ronicGsus2, don't you DF#thiEm7nk
It's like raDin Gon your Dwedding Emday
It's a free riDde when you've Dalready Empaid
It's the good advice Gthat you Djust didn't Emtake
and FWho would've Cthought, it figuresD Dsus4
Well, Cmaj7life has a funny way of sneaking up on D6add11you
When you think everything's okay and Cmaj7everything's going rightCadd9
And Cmaj7life has a funny way helping you out D6add11when
You think everything's gone wrong and Cmaj7everything blows up
A DF#traffic Gsus2jam when you're DF#already laEm7te
A noDF#smokinGsus2g sign on your DF#cigarettEm7e break
It's like DF#ten thousand Gsus2spoons when all you DF#need is Em7a knife
It's DF#meeting the man of my Gsus2dreams
And then meDF#eting his beautiful Em7wife
And isn't it iDF#ronicGsus2, don't you DF#thiEm7nk
A little too DF#ironicGsus2, and yeah I DF#really do thiEm7nk
It's like raDin Gon your Dwedding Emday
It's a free riDde Gwhen you've Dalready Empaid
It's the good advice Gthat you Djust didn't Emtake
and FWho would've Cthought, it figuresD Dsus4
[Cmaj7]
Cmaj7life has a funny way of sneaking up on D6add11you
And Cmaj7life has a funny funny way D6add11of helping you outCmaj7