'Cos it's the PiCmck Of Destiny, cA#hild,
You G#know it will be rocking 'cos it's fA#uckin' insane.
'Cos it's the CmPick Of Destiny,A#
More G#precious than a diamond on a pA#latinum chain.
CmIn Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,A#
G#When he was busking he was alA#l of the rage.
CmHe met Jables and he taught him well;A#
G#All the techniques that were de-veA#loped in Hell.
CmCock pushups and the power slide,A#
G#Gig simulation now there's noA#where to hide.
CmThey formed a band they named Tenacious D,A#
G#And then they got the Pick Of DeA#stiny.
'Cos it's the CmPick Of Destiny, A#child,
You G#know it will be rocking 'cos it's fA#uckin' insane.
'Cos it's the CmPick Of Destiny, A#child,
Our tG#asty moves are better than a cA#hicken Chow Mein.
'Cos G#he who is sleezy, is eA#asy to please-y,
And G#she who is juicy, must bA#e Loose-y Goose-y
And G#he who is groovy, will bA#e in my movie, so come on.
The Fmwizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,
The Cmdemon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
But Cthen he broke his tooth and thus the A#Demon said 'ow'!
'Cos it's the CmPick Of Destiny, A#child,
You G#know it will be rocking 'cos it's fA#uckin' insane.
'Cos it's the CmPick Of Destiny, A#child,
You kG#now our Boogie's better than-a CA#itizen Kane.
'Cos hG#e who's a geezer, must liA#ve in my freezer,
And G#she who is Snarky, is fA#ull of marlarky.
And G#he who is groovy, will bA#e in my movie, so come on.
'Cos G#if you're a diva, then gA#o to Geneva,
And G#if you're a croney, then sA#uck on my boney.
And G#if you are groovy, then gA#et in my movie, it's called...
The CmPick A#Of DG#es-tiG7-nyCm,
The FmPick CmOf G#Des-tG7i-nCmy.