The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking
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Intro: A A G G C Am D D G G
Pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stAmone
Puts his Dmbike up on it's stand
Leans back and then extends
A scarred and greasy Amhand...he said
GHow ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya gCoin'?Am
In some strange Californian handshake
A hDmousewife from Encino
Whose husband's on the golf course
BrDmeaks and makes a 'U' and idles back
To take a second look at yAmou
Sweet vDodka and tobacco in her breath
GAnother number in your little black book
CThese are the pros and cons of Emhitchhiking
CThese are the pros and cons of hEmitchhiking
DOh babe, I must be drGeaming
I'm stDmanding on the leading edge
The Eastern seaboard spread before my Ameyes
"I'm too scared and too good looking" I crAmied
"Why don't you give it a tCry?Am
WDhy prolong the agony all men must dGie"
DmDo you remember Dick Tracy?
Could you sDmee him selling tickets
Where the buzzard circles over S Amhane
Did you Gunderstand the music Yoko
Or was it all in vCain? Shane Am
The bDitch said something mystical "Herro"
So I stGepped back on the kerb again
CThese are the pros and cons of hEmitchhiking
CThese are the pros and cons of hEmitchhiking
DOh babe, I must be drGeaming again
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking